Haha such silly dudes! They’re so cute!
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.
When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”
break up with her
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world